After 50 years of marriage

November 17th, 2008

I found this one this morning and I thought I would share it. I could just imagine this one happening and the family members trying to hold back the giggles…

A golden anniversary party was thrown for an elderly couple. The husband was moved by the occasion and wanted to tell his wife just how he felt about her. She was very hard of hearing, however, and often misunderstood what he had to say. With many family members and friends gathered around, he toasted her: “My dear wife, after fifty years I’ve found you tried and true!” Everyone smiled approval, but his wife said, “Eh?” He repeated in a louder voice, “AFTER FIFTY YEARS I’VE FOUND YOU TRIED AND TRUE!” His wife harumphed and shot back, “Well, let me tell you something—after fifty years I’m tired of you, too!”