Been married a long time?

November 8th, 2008

I found this one yesterday and I thought I would share it…

A couple had been married for fifty years. “Things have really changed,” she said. “You used to sit so close to me.”

“Well, I can remedy that,” he said, moving next to her on the couch.

“And you used to hold me tight.”

“How’s that?” he asked as he gave her a hug.

“Do you remember you used to nuzzle my neck and nibble on my ear lobes?”

He jumped to his feet and left the room. “Where are you going?”

“I’ll be right back,” he said. “I’ve got to get my teeth!”